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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 11:21
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
'Call of Duty: Black Ops 7' to Star Milo Ventimiglia, Kiernan Shipka - Variety
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nostalgic Tunes Trigger Stronger Urge to Dance Than Familiar Hits - Neuroscience News
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
China extracts critical mineral rubidium from brine for first time - South China Morning Post
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Need a different reason to eat more fiber? How about microplastics? - The Seattle Times
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...